Thursday, November 29, 2012

Thanksgiving

I'm a bad blogger.  Bad as in "I want to blog.  I think about it all the time.  Hey--I should blog this!" but I get distracted and forget, and not bad as in "bad-ass" or "that girl your mama warned you about."  (Is that sentence confusing enough?)  That's problem one: I'm ADD.  Problem two is that my mind flies far faster than I will ever be able to type.  And seriously, it's embarrassing how slowly I type.  After umpteen classes, I still look at the keyboard when I type.  I don't have to--it's more of a comfort thing--but I prefer it.  And I'm pretty sure no one's grading me on it anymore, and I like to think that St. Peter wont hold it against me when I reach the pearly gates.

Let's play catch-up.  As usual.

Thanksgiving was lovely.  We had Thanksgiving with Ryan's family earlier in October while his sister's husband was in on leave for the birth of their twins.  (That's another post for another time.)  Thus, we had a blissfully relaxing one-family Thanksgiving in Lincoln County this past weekend.  Well, as blissfully relaxing as  we Stones get.  There was, of course, an Excel spreadsheet detailing what foods were to be served on which days at which times.  That's right--we don't do just one meal on one day: it's a multi-day marathon with new foods every year.

Thanksgiving day (Thursday) was the deep fried turkey with Jack Daniels sweet potatoes and fresh cranberry sauce.  There was also homemade rolls and dressing as well as bourbon pecan pie.  Friday began with blimmeys (like crepes) for breakfast--with an assortment of fillings for your choosing, and leftover turkey for lunch.  Dinner, however, was shrimp and grits.  Not just any shrimp and grits, but shrimp and grits from the recipes of the Shrimp and Grits festival in Georgia.  Delicious!  Saturday was wild game night.  Yes, Dan Stone went a little bit crazy and ordered a variety meat package containing wild boar, elk, venison, bison and something vaguely antelope-ish.  I forget exactly what.  It was delicious--except for the elk.  Not so delicious, the elk.  Majestic, but not delicious.

There was also fresh venison as brother Ben landed an eight point buck in the back field soon after the sun rose Saturday.  Note: there's nothing like waking up to gunshot directly under your window at 6 am...  It turned into more of an event than usual: after field dressing him, Ben hung him from the raised bucket of the tractor (because we're classy like that, ya'll) and headed back to the house.  Problems arose when the tractor crossed from the back field to the front field.  There's a "ravine"--a small (maybe 5' deep, 10' across) dip between the fields which is part of a hollow.  As the tractor hit the "ravine," the buck brought the whole tractor forward, tilting it face down into the ground and sending the back wheels spinning freely in the air.  Plan B?  The whole house was awoken to assist in loading up the riding lawn mower's trailer cart (this is where we really begin to show our classiness) with cement cinder blocks to haul out to and weight down the rear end of the tractor.  It was hysterical.  There are pictures, but I would probably become the black sheep if I posted any of them here.

Dad also sponsored the annual Stone Graham Cracker House Contest.  I seem to have misplaced the other photos, but here's a sampling.

Dad's creation.

Ryan's--complete with wood pile, axe, and pooping dog.  That's my man...


I also snuck off Saturday night to go hang out with Lori and Lisa.  I forgot my cell phone at home and decided to just wait near the outdoor ice rink where we had decided to meet up.  No biggies, just me...waiting around a rink of small children...playing with my camera to look busy...probably looking like a pedophile.  Sigh.  While I was waiting, I bumped into my dad's brother David and his wife Charlene!  Funny how Huntsville is such a small city...  We were going to go ice skating...but Lori forgot socks...and it was cold...and there was great pizza and wine just around the corner. And H&M and Anthropologie beckoned.  You can guess the rest.  We did at least pose for a pretty picture, though!



And now we're all back in our homes (dorm, in Ben's case), anxiously awaiting meeting back up in a few weeks for more family fun...and more food.  Hope your holiday was just as enjoyable.


xoxo





Monday, March 26, 2012

Spring has Sprung

   In two weeks the weather has gone from "colder than a witch's tit" (local saying--not mine) to hotter than Hades.  My hair and skin are so confused--not to mention my mind.  Wait--what season is it again??  I now have to walk outside on the porch every morning--holding an empty mug, of course, so that anyone driving by will assume I'm enjoying my morning coffee and the view instead of standing there, hand on hip, just...you know, feeling the weather.
   Last week I interviewed for two internships with the German American Chamber of Commerce (GACC).  One is in Atlanta--the other is in Houston.  Either would be wonderful, truly wonderful.  If I get either, I'll be elated.  f not, then I'm not giving up hope.  All I know is that it's time for us to move on.  We need to simplify our lives--to downsize and get rid of the junk we've been holding onto since University.  I need a job that challenges me more.  Something that makes me rise to what I can be, and not pacifies my need to surf the internet for hours on end.  Ryan needs a break from his job here.  I don't know if he needs a break from music in general or just the inane, nepotistic administration that has run him ragged for the past 5 years...  Anyway, I'm optimistic.
   I request prayers.  Prayers for guidance, prayers for patience, prayers for ease of mind...
 

Monday, February 20, 2012

Bitches be crazy.

Yeah, I know.  Not so polite, but today, it's the only line coming to mind.

Ever meet someone so incredibly frustrating and ridiculous that you want to tear your own hair out--all at once--and then theirs, too?  Not that I'm advocating violence or anything.  Just making a statement.

Ever surprised and utterly flabbergasted that someone who has never taken the time to know you can suddenly judge you so harshly, pretending that they know all about you, resenting you for things you've done that they MADE UP IN THEIR MIND??

Yeah, now you know why I'm so frustrated.  It's gone on for months now, and I'm starting to feel almost careless about it.  I'm past, "well, i don't understand--please explain it to me--i'd like to be friends" and on to "look, you've never tried to know me so you can't possibly know my intentions--you've made up your mind about what i apparently do and don't do--and you're childish bordering on slightly delusional."  Which could be bad if I don't get a grip on that.

Yikes.

Why can't people just be reasonable?
And not crazy?

That is all...

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

In Which I Fixate On Something Absurd

Why is it that sometimes, the tiniest of tiny things makes you snap?
It's just that one little thing.  No big deal any other time--or today even--but for whatever reason, today it just pushes you over the edge.  It tarnishes everything else, despite your best efforts to keep it contained.  And you begin to obsess.

That's me today.

The woman who has been fixating the past seven-or-so hours on one stupid thing that for some inexplicable reason made the day go to hell.

It's ridiculous.

I'm aware.

Tomorrow, I'll laugh about it.

But tonight, I'm taking chocolate and a glass of wine with my bubble bath...

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Ahoy!

Let's be honest: I am not a great blogger.
Ask me to wash the dishes?  Sure.  Need me to grab something from the store?  Not a problem.  Want a babysitter?  I am your dream babysitter (CPR certified, ftw!).  But ask me to write about my life on a fairly regularly basis?  Er...

Can I just sleep instead?  Or watch Real Housewives?  Yes?  Is that good for everyone?  Good.  Goooood.

In other news, Ryan and I have given up on the Omani job.  After much prayer--and lots of googling--we have come to the conclusion that it's just not the right job in the right place for us right now.  That leaves us with the two other opportunities that have come up recently:
   1. Huntsville, AL.  I can get my contract management certification, and Ryan can finish his math degree and work toward a finance position with the good ol' US of A.
   2. Bratislava, Slovakia.  I've got a friend who teaches English there and says they need more people.  Hmmm...now where could they find two more smart, classy native English speakers??

Man, I wish that hot married couple spoke English from their respective births...
So we're mulling over our options.  I'll be honest, I'm leaning toward Bratislava because, in all seriousness, who doesn't want to move to Slovakia??